System 1: Ragnarok [Firewall]
Mail and Web Server
(for multiple .net, .org, and .com domains)
[For security concerns, I have removed this text]

System 2: Apocalypse [Personal Use]
Home-made Wintel Clone
1.73GHz (266MHz FSB) Athlon XP (2100+)
Custom Red & Purple Paint Job :)
(Official Chrysler PT Cruiser paint used)
512MB PC2100 DDR DIMM
[Interleaved - nForce chipset]
Windows XP
24x Samsung CD-RW
12x Toshiba DVD-ROM
160GB Hard Drive
(an additional 80MB live backup)
Gainward GeForce3 Ti450 AGP w/ TV-Out
(was a Voodoo3 3000 - click here to compare!)
MS IntelliMouse Trackball
Acer Black Keyboard
10/100 Base-T NIC to intranet
56Kbps SupraExpress V.90 Modem
Adaptec SCSI Card

System 3: Mokushi [Personal Mobile Use]
Toshiba Satellite 2805-S202
700MHz Pentium III (Mobile)
14.1" TFT Active-Matrix Display
256MB PC100 SDRAM
Windows XP
8x DVD-ROM
10GB Hard Drive
S3 Savage/IX M7 (8MB) AGP Video
10/100 Base-T (Integrated) to intranet
56Kbps (Integrated) modem
Cisco Wireless LAN Card to intranet

System 4: Neuvreidaghey [File/DHCP Server]
[If anyone can pronounce, please e-mail!]
Home-made Wintel Clone
850MHz Celeron (overclocked)
256MB RAM
Linux Kernel 2.4.x
48X Toshiba CD-ROM
40GB+30GB+40GB Hard Drives (mostly ext3)
S3 Vision Video
10/100 Base-T NIC to intranet

System 5: MiniMac [Linux Terminal]
Macintosh SE
(Upgraded to a 68030)
Best $5 I ever spent

Shared among various systems:
19" OptiQuest Q95
External SCSI ZIP-100 Drive
Polaroid CS-600 SCSI Flatbed Scanner
Surround Sound with Subwoofer System
Motorola Surfboard 4200 Cable Modem
HP DeskJet 712C
...and a huge 900VA UPS to cover my butt...